Service Included
F&B
Buffet guarantees, banquet politics, and the service charge.
The F&B section is purposefully satire — every person, company and price is invented
New Survey Sets Maximum Size for Hors d'Oeuvres: One Bite, Two Chews
Cocktail party guests say some hors d'oeuvres are too big to eat while standing, drinking, and talking.
$14 Snickers Defended as “Las Vegas Pricing” by Everyone Who Has Ever Been There
A Snickers and a Gatorade rang up at $24. Nobody bought them. Everybody laughed.
The Brunch Bread Olympics: A Planner’s Guide to Not Running Out of Bagels
Toast keeps the title. The bagel’s four-hundred-year campaign falls one dozen short.
Banquet Captain Gets Seven Contradictory Orders From Seven 'In Charge'
The salad course briefly becomes a constitutional crisis.
Guest Discovers Caterwaiter Has Name, Expertise, and Other Human Characteristics
Eye contact reportedly improves the entire cocktail hour.
Next section · Committee Approved
Associations →Boards, committees, and the agenda that is never final.
Planner Dreams She Can Do Anything She Wants; Review Meeting Scheduled for Thursday
In the dream, every decision takes exactly one decision. Sleep specialists confirm the condition is not fatal.
Association Agenda Labeled 'FINAL_final_v9' Found to Be Neither
Board member requests 'one small change' to all 42 sessions.