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Associations
Boards, committees, and the agenda that is never final.
The Associations section is purposefully satire — every person, company and price is invented

Planner Dreams She Can Do Anything She Wants; Review Meeting Scheduled for Thursday
In the dream, every decision takes exactly one decision. Sleep specialists confirm the condition is not fatal.

Association Agenda Labeled 'FINAL_final_v9' Found to Be Neither
Board member requests 'one small change' to all 42 sessions.
Next section · All Hands
Corporate →Executive hosts, internal events, and mandatory enthusiasm.
Employee’s Agent Studies Holiday Party Invitation, Reports Back on Who to Suck Up To
This is the first year agents are analyzing invitations for the people they work for and telling them what to do. Here is the exchange.
Event CEO Confesses: Sold to Private Equity, Reporting to a 26-Year-Old Analyst
Thanked for his vision three years running, he explains what every event company employee should know about the future of their company, and how he got his back. An excerpt from “I Appreciate the Feedback,” the new memoir by a former trade show CEO.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Organizers Launch Campaign for Better CEO Hosts
Hundreds of event professionals say the babysitting is over. Their remedy is the Finishing School for Chief Executives, now accepting students who have never once been asked to wrap.