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Exhibitions & Conferences
Booths, keynotes, and the long walk to the next session.
The Exhibitions & Conferences section is purposefully satire — every person, company and price is invented
$14 Snickers Defended as “Las Vegas Pricing” by Everyone Who Has Ever Been There
A Snickers and a Gatorade rang up at $24. Nobody bought them. Everybody laughed.
170,000 Pilgrims Complete Sacred Journey to Kneel Before Slightly Thinner Television
Faithful report feeling 'closer to the future' after walking eleven miles of carpet in shoes they regret.
Local Man's Boss Installs Camera to See If He's Pretending to Be Busy; Confirms He Is
The stop-rate report has not changed since 2019. Gary's refolding speed has.
Conference Attendees Accidentally Admit Why They Actually Came
Professional development finishes fourth, behind escaping the inbox.
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Festivals →Stages, schedules, and the people keeping the show going.