Booth Life
Show Floor
Lead scanners, carpet padding, and the swag table stampede.
$14 Snickers Defended as “Las Vegas Pricing” by Everyone Who Has Ever Been There
A Snickers and a Gatorade rang up at $24. Nobody bought them. Everybody laughed.
170,000 Pilgrims Complete Sacred Annual Journey to Kneel Before Television That Is Slightly Thinner
Faithful report feeling 'closer to the future' after walking eleven miles of carpet in shoes they regret.
Local Snickers Bar Appraised at $14 After Entering Convention Center Loading Dock
Candy bar picks up a new fee at every door. Gatorade traveling with it now worth more than the exhibitor's lunch budget.
Local Man's Boss Installs Camera to Monitor Whether He Is Still Pretending to Be Busy, Confirms He Is
The stop-rate report has not changed since 2019. Gary's refolding speed has.
Conference Attendees Accidentally Admit Why They Actually Came
Professional development finishes fourth, behind escaping the inbox.
Next section · Run-of-Show
Planners →Seating charts, revisions, and the quiet scream of Revision 14.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Event Organizers Launch the Campaign for Better CEO Hosts
Hundreds of event professionals say the babysitting is over. Their remedy is the Finishing School for Chief Executives, now accepting students who have never once been asked to wrap.
The Brunch Bread Olympics: A Planner’s Guide to Not Running Out of Bagels
Toast keeps the title. The bagel’s four-hundred-year campaign falls one dozen short.
Planner Dreams She Can Do Anything She Wants; Wake-Up Review Meeting Scheduled for Thursday
In the dream, every decision takes exactly one decision. Sleep specialists confirm the condition is not fatal.