The Dispatch

    by SatiricalSwag

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    Unlicensed Practice

    Workforce

    Forty job titles, forty forms of counseling, and not one license among them.

    The Workforce section is purposefully satire — every person, company and price is invented

    Next section · Run-of-Show

    Planners →

    Seating charts, revisions, and the quiet scream of Revision 14.

    Meanwhile, elsewhere in the industry

    New Survey Sets Maximum Size for Hors d'Oeuvres: One Bite, Two ChewsEmployee’s Agent Studies Holiday Party Invitation, Reports Back on Who to Suck Up ToSeven in 10 Event Designers Say Mischief Belongs in the StrategyEvent CEO Confesses: Sold to Private Equity, Reporting to a 26-Year-Old Analyst

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