Business as Usual
B2B
Procurement, pitches, and meetings about meetings.
The B2B section is purposefully satire — every person, company and price is invented
Agency Bills Client for Meeting About Reducing Billable Meetings
Efficiency workshop runs 40% over scope.
RFP Requests Full Creative, Strategy, and Budget 'Just to See Your Thinking'
Winner to be selected by procurement on price alone.
Next section · Badge Required
Exhibitions & Conferences →Booths, keynotes, and the long walk to the next session.
$14 Snickers Defended as “Las Vegas Pricing” by Everyone Who Has Ever Been There
A Snickers and a Gatorade rang up at $24. Nobody bought them. Everybody laughed.
170,000 Pilgrims Complete Sacred Journey to Kneel Before Slightly Thinner Television
Faithful report feeling 'closer to the future' after walking eleven miles of carpet in shoes they regret.
Local Man's Boss Installs Camera to See If He's Pretending to Be Busy; Confirms He Is
The stop-rate report has not changed since 2019. Gary's refolding speed has.