The Dispatch

    by SatiricalSwag

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    Meanwhile, elsewhere in the industry

    New Survey Sets Maximum Size for Hors d'Oeuvres: One Bite, Two ChewsEmployee’s Agent Studies Holiday Party Invitation, Reports Back on Who to Suck Up ToEvent CEO Confesses: Sold to Private Equity, Reporting to a 26-Year-Old AnalystFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Organizers Launch Campaign for Better CEO Hosts

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