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    The Dispatch

    by SatiricalSwag

    America's least trusted event industry news source

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    Destination Marketing

    DMO

    Every city is different. Every pitch says so.

    The DMO section is purposefully satire — every person, company and price is invented

    Recruiter Reports DMO Insists Its City Is Different, Same Four Adjectives as Everyone

    Recruiter Reports DMO Insists Its City Is Different, Same Four Adjectives as Everyone

    'Vibrant,' 'walkable,' 'authentic,' and 'emerging' tied for first, per recruiter.

    Next section · Local Knowledge

    DMC →

    Site visits, transfers, and destination management.

    DMC Quietly Fixes Entire Program While Client Debates Welcome-Drink Garnish

    The destination experience turns out to require someone who knows the destination.

    Meanwhile, elsewhere in the industry

    New Survey Sets Maximum Size for Hors d'Oeuvres: One Bite, Two ChewsEmployee’s Agent Studies Holiday Party Invitation, Reports Back on Who to Suck Up ToIndustry Board Finds All 40 Event Jobs Are Unlicensed Talk TherapySeven in 10 Event Designers Say Mischief Belongs in the Strategy
    PlannersAgency SideOn the GroundDestinationShow FloorSocialB2BExhibitions & ConferencesFestivalsDMODMCVenues & HotelsF&BAssociationsCorporateMarketingWorkforce

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