Press & Creator Kit

Burning Mad Behind This Smile

Everything you need to post about this drop on Instagram, TikTok, Threads, LinkedIn, Substack, X, and YouTube — captions, hashtags, image carousel, and the anthem video. Grab what you need. Post from anywhere.

The Anthem

No anthem video for this collection yet.

Image Carousel

Captions

Tailored per platform — character-limit aware, tone-matched, tags included.

Instagram Reel

475 characters

BURNING MAD BEHIND THIS SMILE 🎤

For everyone smiling politely while quietly burning inside.

The professional-composure line for the boardroom rage-holders and the client-dinner diplomats. Reads corporate from ten feet away and confessional up close.

🎧 Watch the anthem. Wear the shirt. Link in bio.

#WorkLife #OfficeHumor #Corporate #EventPlanner #EventPlanning #Meetings #EventIndustry #Boardroom #ClientLife #Consulting #Bigfour #SatiricalSwag #EventProfs #SatireSwag

Instagram Feed

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Burning Mad Behind This Smile

For everyone smiling politely while quietly burning inside.

The anthem for the boardroom rage-holder and the client-dinner diplomat. Wear the fire. Keep the smile.

🔗 Shop the drop — link in bio

#WorkLife #OfficeHumor #Corporate #EventPlanner #EventPlanning #Meetings #EventIndustry #Boardroom #ClientLife #Consulting #Bigfour #SatiricalSwag #EventProfs #SatireSwag

TikTok

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Burning Mad Behind This Smile 🎤 For everyone smiling politely while quietly burning inside.

Shop: https://satiricalswag.com/collection/burning-mad

#EventTok #WeddingTok #CorporateTok #Boardroom #ClientLife #Consulting #Bigfour #SatiricalSwag #EventProfs #SatireSwag

YouTube Shorts

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Burning Mad Behind This Smile — SatiricalSwag Anthem #Shorts

The anthem for the boardroom rage-holder and the client-dinner diplomat. Wear the fire. Keep the smile.

🎵 Full collection: https://satiricalswag.com/collection/burning-mad

#Shorts #Comedy #Music #Boardroom #ClientLife #Consulting #Bigfour #SatiricalSwag #EventProfs #SatireSwag

Threads

180 characters

Burning Mad Behind This Smile

For everyone smiling politely while quietly burning inside.

https://satiricalswag.com/collection/burning-mad

#SatiricalSwag #EventProfs #SatireSwag

X / Twitter

180 characters

Burning Mad Behind This Smile — For everyone smiling politely while quietly burning inside.

https://satiricalswag.com/collection/burning-mad
#SatiricalSwag #EventProfs #SatireSwag

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New drop from SatiricalSwag — Burning Mad Behind This Smile.

Burning Mad Behind This Smile is SatiricalSwag's line for professional composure — the people who say 'no problem at all!' with a clenched jaw. Tees, polos, hats, and crewnecks in a muted palette that reads corporate from ten feet away and confessional up close. Comes with an anthem that has already ended relationships.

Shop the collection: https://satiricalswag.com/collection/burning-mad

#EventProfs #EventIndustry #SatiricalSwag

Substack (Gathering Point)

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**Burning Mad Behind This Smile**

Burning Mad Behind This Smile is SatiricalSwag's line for professional composure — the people who say 'no problem at all!' with a clenched jaw. Tees, polos, hats, and crewnecks in a muted palette that reads corporate from ten feet away and confessional up close. Comes with an anthem that has already ended relationships.

Read + shop → https://satiricalswag.com/collection/burning-mad

Hashtag Sets

Broad reach

Casts a wide net — use on IG feed & LinkedIn

#WorkLife #OfficeHumor #Corporate #EventPlanner #EventPlanning #Meetings #EventIndustry

Niche / event industry

Higher engagement, right audience

#Boardroom #ClientLife #Consulting #Bigfour

Brand

Always include these

#SatiricalSwag #EventProfs #SatireSwag

Press Blurbs

Short pitch (40 words)

For DMs, affiliate outreach, first line of an email

The anthem for the boardroom rage-holder and the client-dinner diplomat. Wear the fire. Keep the smile.

Long-form (120 words)

For press releases and Substack cross-posts

Burning Mad Behind This Smile is SatiricalSwag's line for professional composure — the people who say 'no problem at all!' with a clenched jaw. Tees, polos, hats, and crewnecks in a muted palette that reads corporate from ten feet away and confessional up close. Comes with an anthem that has already ended relationships.

Links

Collection URL

https://satiricalswag.com/collection/burning-mad

Short hook

For everyone smiling politely while quietly burning inside.