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    Where Satire Meets Swag

    SATIRICALSWAG — Satirical Merch and Anthems for the Event Industry

    Every shirt has a statement. Every statement has an anthem. Wear the message. Play the song. Start the movement.

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    THE CATALOGS

    Curated drops around a theme — each with its own swag, songs, and stories.

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    SWAG + ANTHEMS

    Each piece comes with its own anthem. Wear the shirt. Blast the song. Own the moment.

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    ARTIFACTS

    A digital article, made into an object you can hold.

    A separate line from the swag. No punchlines — just the object that defines the person in the article.

    Enter Artifacts

    August 2026

    JANET DELL

    Chief Executive Officer, Freeman

    “Freeman Builds Worlds”

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    The Formula

    HOW IT WORKS

    Pick Your Statement

    Browse our collection of satirical tees that say what everyone's thinking.

    Play the Anthem

    Every shirt has a banger. Listen to the song that brings the message to life.

    Start the Movement

    Wear it. Share it. Let people know you're in on the joke — and the mission.

    For Businesses

    CUSTOM SWAG FOR YOUR INDUSTRY

    Got an industry that needs a voice? We create custom satirical merch + anthem packages for events, conferences, teams, and brands. B2B vertical drops that speak your language.

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    WE POKE FUN THAT PROVOKES

    Subscribe and we'll send you the catalog whenever a new anthem drops — not every product, not every day, just the fresh satire when the song is done.

    We won't always nail the joke. When we miss, tell us — reply to any email and roast us. That's half the fun.

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